Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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