I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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