At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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