Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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