Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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