It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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