problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
