Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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