so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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