the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
