Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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