i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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