Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
