i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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