your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
