Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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