you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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