We're like a lot better than the average bears
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
soo... how was my night?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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