i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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