too bad you live with your parents still
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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