u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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