office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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