I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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