butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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