Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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