i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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