Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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