This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Randomize
