I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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