Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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