Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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