This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
