Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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