I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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