at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
no. you can't hotbox the world.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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