i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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