i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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