your parents love me but you hate me
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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