nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Damn victory sex feels great
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
