it wasn't lemon gatorade
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My life is pants optional.
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