After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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