I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
my penis made a compromise with my morals
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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