that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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