: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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