So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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