no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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