We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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