I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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