Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She's the barista slut.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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