Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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