well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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