roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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