dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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