She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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